Quimvidcen Lanyikjarn Tifcamnel
is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, boastful
meerkat
.
Quimvidcen Lanyikjarn Tifcamnel
created the cosmos two million years ago.
If you believe in
Quimvidcen Lanyikjarn Tifcamnel
, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Quimvidcen Lanyikjarn Tifcamnel
, it will destroy your home planet.
Quimvidcen Lanyikjarn Tifcamnel's
most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.
Quimvidcen Lanyikjarn Tifcamnel's Holy Commandments
1. Do not speak about rice.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.
4. You must pray to Quimvidcen Lanyikjarn Tifcamnel four times a day.
5. Always take life seriously.
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