Hengenlam is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witless sheep.

Hengenlam created gold seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hengenlam, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Hengenlam, he will have a low opinion of you.

Hengenlam's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Hengenlam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. You must never eat gooseberries.