Bincudpib is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, resourceful wyvern.

Bincudpib created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Bincudpib, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bincudpib, it will be mildly annoyed.

Bincudpib's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bincudpib's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always pray immersed in water.