Yamdappon is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, bad-tempered duck.

Yamdappon created time and space eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yamdappon, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yamdappon, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Yamdappon's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Yamdappon's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near snails while wearing gray trousers and balancing six tin spheres on your arms.

3. Always treat bats with great respect.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Hide from green tapirs for they are unholy.