Bogmutomin is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, confident fairy.

Bogmutomin created matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogmutomin, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bogmutomin, he will send you a sign.

Bogmutomin's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Bogmutomin's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bogmutomin.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.