Dabbimmon is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-confident duck.

Dabbimmon created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabbimmon, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dabbimmon, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Dabbimmon's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Dabbimmon's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat rats with great respect.

2. Always help voles.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Worship no other gods but Dabbimmon.