Logrotdog is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unsympathetic centaur.

Logrotdog created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Logrotdog, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Logrotdog, it will think nothing of it.

Logrotdog's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Logrotdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Logrotdog in the centre of the settlement.

3. Retreat if eight sharks approach from the north.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Do not keep three pigs in a large pit.