Gudpibfadlipmad is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, intelligent sheep.

Gudpibfadlipmad created the cosmos seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudpibfadlipmad, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gudpibfadlipmad, it will turn you into a tree.

Gudpibfadlipmad's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Gudpibfadlipmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt great tits.

2. Never think about optics near mice while wearing brown dresses and balancing nine titanium spheres on your chest.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Gudpibfadlipmad loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.