Mifjenkab is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, amazing otter.

Mifjenkab created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifjenkab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mifjenkab, he will destroy your home planet.

Mifjenkab's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Mifjenkab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Mifjenkab.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Retreat if four goats approach from the west.

5. Do not keep six birds in a large pit.