Badhitnar is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, awesome owl.

Badhitnar created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badhitnar, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Badhitnar, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Badhitnar's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Badhitnar's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Badhitnar.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always obey Badhitnar's priests.