Higruttart is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, humane aardvark.

Higruttart created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Higruttart, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Higruttart, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Higruttart's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Higruttart's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Higruttart loves horses, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about whales.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Higruttart.

5. Do not listen to music.