Konbastsak is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, wise frog.

Konbastsak created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Konbastsak, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Konbastsak, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Konbastsak's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Konbastsak's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Voles are not to be trusted.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.