Laggessvigxin is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, loving
crocodile.
Laggessvigxin created silver nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Laggessvigxin, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Laggessvigxin, he will laugh at you.
Laggessvigxin's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Laggessvigxin's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat figs.
2. Feed all hungry horses.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Always help sick cats.
5. Do not hurt swans.