Laggessvigxin is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, loving crocodile.

Laggessvigxin created silver nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Laggessvigxin, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Laggessvigxin, he will laugh at you.

Laggessvigxin's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Laggessvigxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat figs.

2. Feed all hungry horses.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always help sick cats.

5. Do not hurt swans.
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