Bellnakhudomtloopcusscaryatt is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, idiotic hyena.

Bellnakhudomtloopcusscaryatt created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellnakhudomtloopcusscaryatt, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bellnakhudomtloopcusscaryatt, she will boil you in a big pot.

Bellnakhudomtloopcusscaryatt's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Bellnakhudomtloopcusscaryatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Bellnakhudomtloopcusscaryatt loves frogs, so they must be respected.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.