Yoksabrutbit Yikladdag is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, merciful bear.

Yoksabrutbit Yikladdag created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yoksabrutbit Yikladdag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yoksabrutbit Yikladdag, she will turn you into a plant.

Yoksabrutbit Yikladdag's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Yoksabrutbit Yikladdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sheep.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. Yoksabrutbit Yikladdag must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.