Hogsugvil is a god.

It takes the form of a small, idiotic giraffe.

Hogsugvil created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Hogsugvil, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hogsugvil, it will turn you into a sheep.

Hogsugvil's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Hogsugvil's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

3. Never mention dogs.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Hogsugvil in the centre of the settlement.