Febnantof is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying
jellyfish.
Febnantof created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Febnantof, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Febnantof, it will turn you into a mouse.
Febnantof's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.
Febnantof's Holy Commandments1. Never go into red rooms.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Never talk about electromagnetism.
4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Febnantof on top of all buildings.
5. Febnantof must be the most important thing in your life.