Febnantof is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying jellyfish.

Febnantof created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febnantof, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Febnantof, it will turn you into a mouse.

Febnantof's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Febnantof's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Febnantof on top of all buildings.

5. Febnantof must be the most important thing in your life.
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