Dibfadhubtipmut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ill-tempered hamster.

Dibfadhubtipmut created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibfadhubtipmut, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dibfadhubtipmut, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dibfadhubtipmut's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Dibfadhubtipmut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never look in ponds.