Hivfodhen Bodominbodfud is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, charitable centipede.

Hivfodhen Bodominbodfud created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Hivfodhen Bodominbodfud, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hivfodhen Bodominbodfud, he will destroy your home solar system.

Hivfodhen Bodominbodfud's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Hivfodhen Bodominbodfud's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hivfodhen Bodominbodfud.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.