Komjatmad is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, duplicitous walrus.

Komjatmad created Mount Everest four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komjatmad, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Komjatmad, it will strike you with lightening.

Komjatmad's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Komjatmad's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.