Motfatdun is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, kind dog.

Motfatdun created Asia nine million years ago.

If you believe in Motfatdun, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Motfatdun, she will jump up and down on your head.

Motfatdun's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Motfatdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Motfatdun in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near voles while wearing fawn jumpers and balancing seven tin spheres on your legs.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.