Gepquartced is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, fussy weasel.

Gepquartced created a top quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepquartced, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gepquartced, it will curse you with boils.

Gepquartced's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gepquartced's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep in need.

2. Always treat goats with great respect.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never write about ultrasonics.