Yogcarquatfodveenkomvog is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, merciful bird.

Yogcarquatfodveenkomvog created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Yogcarquatfodveenkomvog, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yogcarquatfodveenkomvog, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Yogcarquatfodveenkomvog's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Yogcarquatfodveenkomvog's Holy Commandments

1. Yogcarquatfodveenkomvog loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Sheep are not to be trusted.

4. Always help mice.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.