Legsadzak is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, quiet gerbil.

Legsadzak created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Legsadzak, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Legsadzak, he will remove you from existence.

Legsadzak's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Legsadzak's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Legsadzak.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
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