Binfasvog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, slow giraffe.

Binfasvog created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binfasvog, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Binfasvog, he will turn you into a mouse.

Binfasvog's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Binfasvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not speak about onions.

3. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not sit in public.