Binfasvog is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, slow
giraffe.
Binfasvog created energy two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Binfasvog, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Binfasvog, he will turn you into a mouse.
Binfasvog's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.
Binfasvog's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Do not speak about onions.
3. Always treat porpoises with great respect.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Do not sit in public.