Yogdusszen is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awe-inspiring centaur.

Yogdusszen created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yogdusszen, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yogdusszen, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Yogdusszen's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Yogdusszen's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near great tits.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near foxes while wearing gray ear rings and balancing six iron spheres on your neck.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.