Yogdusszen is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awe-inspiring
centaur.
Yogdusszen created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yogdusszen, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Yogdusszen, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Yogdusszen's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Yogdusszen's Holy Commandments1. Never hop near great tits.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.
3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near foxes while wearing gray ear rings and balancing six iron spheres on your neck.
4. Never eat bananas.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.