Rigkimdogsigbenyarpflig is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, contented fish.

Rigkimdogsigbenyarpflig created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigkimdogsigbenyarpflig, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rigkimdogsigbenyarpflig, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Rigkimdogsigbenyarpflig's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Rigkimdogsigbenyarpflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed apples to great tits while wearing gray coats.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.
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