Rilcusstip is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, blissful owl.

Rilcusstip created the planet Earth nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilcusstip, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rilcusstip, it will destroy your home planet.

Rilcusstip's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Rilcusstip's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bread.

2. You must pray to Rilcusstip three times a day.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Rilcusstip.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. You must love Rilcusstip.