Stikmilshav is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, amazing troll.

Stikmilshav created energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikmilshav, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stikmilshav, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Stikmilshav's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Stikmilshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

3. Stikmilshav loves goats, so they must be honoured.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stikmilshav.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.