Biddadmat is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sapient capybara.

Biddadmat created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Biddadmat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Biddadmat, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Biddadmat's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Biddadmat's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never hop in the presence of rats.

3. Retreat if eight otters approach from the north.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.