Fotdid Tipbegbom is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, effective deer.

Fotdid Tipbegbom created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotdid Tipbegbom, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fotdid Tipbegbom, she will not care at all.

Fotdid Tipbegbom's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Fotdid Tipbegbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Feed all hungry eagles.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.