Bellvidquillstantarp is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, duplicitous cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bellvidquillstantarp created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellvidquillstantarp, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bellvidquillstantarp, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bellvidquillstantarp's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Bellvidquillstantarp's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bellvidquillstantarp six times a day.

2. Do not kill squirrels.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Bellvidquillstantarp on top of all buildings.