Sugzasstad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, merciful centipede.

Sugzasstad created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugzasstad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sugzasstad, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sugzasstad's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Sugzasstad's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

3. Do not speak about nuts.

4. Never laugh near tapirs.

5. Never eat green fruit.