Yebtargkap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, wise dugong.

Yebtargkap created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yebtargkap, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yebtargkap, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Yebtargkap's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Yebtargkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Retreat if three hamsters approach from the south.

5. Never play with disobedient children.