Gumhomdud is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciful elephant.

Gumhomdud created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumhomdud, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gumhomdud, it will strike you with lightening.

Gumhomdud's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Gumhomdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Respect your elders.