Yamlighubab is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, witless raccoon.

Yamlighubab created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yamlighubab, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yamlighubab, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Yamlighubab's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Yamlighubab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.