Catvidbuglapnurtstragteen is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witless skunk.

Catvidbuglapnurtstragteen created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Catvidbuglapnurtstragteen, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Catvidbuglapnurtstragteen, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Catvidbuglapnurtstragteen's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Catvidbuglapnurtstragteen's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Catvidbuglapnurtstragteen's priests.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near voles while wearing white ear rings and balancing eight copper spheres on your feet.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Respect your elders.