Fenloprip is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awesome squirrel.

Fenloprip created the Large Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fenloprip, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fenloprip, he will turn you into a mouse.

Fenloprip's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Fenloprip's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fenloprip's priests.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never paint your feet pink.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.