Febvadbimmum is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, able beaver.

Febvadbimmum created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febvadbimmum, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Febvadbimmum, it will come to you in dreams.

Febvadbimmum's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Febvadbimmum's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think about dark energy near nematodes while wearing pink trousers and balancing four nickel spheres on your back.

4. Always wear black.

5. Do not cook food in pots.