Pidnibbassvog is a god.

He takes the form of a small, astonishing dingo.

Pidnibbassvog created the Sun eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pidnibbassvog, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pidnibbassvog, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Pidnibbassvog's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Pidnibbassvog's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Erect three titanium sculptures of Pidnibbassvog on top of important buildings.

3. Always help snails.

4. Always help shrews in need.

5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Pidnibbassvog in the centre of the settlement.