Bogsigbamjaddonmot Sawquam is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, annoying weasel.

Bogsigbamjaddonmot Sawquam created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Bogsigbamjaddonmot Sawquam, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bogsigbamjaddonmot Sawquam, she will try to impress you with trees.

Bogsigbamjaddonmot Sawquam's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Bogsigbamjaddonmot Sawquam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Do not eat bananas.