Bonknartflismum Capdossjon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish centaur.

Bonknartflismum Capdossjon created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bonknartflismum Capdossjon, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bonknartflismum Capdossjon, it will be very unhappy.

Bonknartflismum Capdossjon's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Bonknartflismum Capdossjon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Bonknartflismum Capdossjon in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not keep six squirrels in a large pit.

4. You must love Bonknartflismum Capdossjon.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.