Shavtonlist is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, charitable eagle.

Shavtonlist created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavtonlist, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Shavtonlist, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Shavtonlist's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Shavtonlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near dolphins while wearing mauve trousers and balancing three platinum spheres on your neck.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Shavtonlist in the centre of the settlement.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not kill nematodes.