Sismonjopmobfomjinduss is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, capable bird.

Sismonjopmobfomjinduss created tapeworms nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sismonjopmobfomjinduss, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sismonjopmobfomjinduss, he will turn you into a hamster.

Sismonjopmobfomjinduss' most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Sismonjopmobfomjinduss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Sismonjopmobfomjinduss in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never write about bacteria.

3. Never hurt goats.

4. Never talk about tapirs.

5. Do not covet oxen.