Konnigwip is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, cheerful bat.

Konnigwip created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Konnigwip, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Konnigwip, she will turn you into a snail.

Konnigwip's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Konnigwip's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Konnigwip.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. You must never eat bananas.

4. Never write about photosynthesis.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.