Hinfossmon is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, astonishing eagle.

Hinfossmon created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinfossmon, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hinfossmon, it will be mildly annoyed.

Hinfossmon's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Hinfossmon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick capybaras.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not kill horses.

4. Never think ill of sick manatees.

5. Never write about solid mechanics.