Ratominspagdob is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, egotistical centipede.

Ratominspagdob created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratominspagdob, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ratominspagdob, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ratominspagdob's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Ratominspagdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Run away if five aardvarks approach from the north.

5. Do not take Ratominspagdob's name in vain.