Nibnegkam is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, smart unicorn.

Nibnegkam created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibnegkam, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nibnegkam, he will turn you into a duck.

Nibnegkam's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Nibnegkam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.