Babbestfar is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, ill-tempered mouse.

Babbestfar created oxygen eight million years ago.

If you believe in Babbestfar, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Babbestfar, it will turn you into a slug.

Babbestfar's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Babbestfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat limes.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never sit in holy places.