Mobvigbom is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unjust fly.

Mobvigbom created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobvigbom, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mobvigbom, she will throw large rocks at you.

Mobvigbom's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Mobvigbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of limes to sheep while wearing brown hats.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never mention voles.

5. Do not stand on grass.