Apprulgedhen is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered manatee.

Apprulgedhen created dark energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Apprulgedhen, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Apprulgedhen, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Apprulgedhen's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Apprulgedhen's Holy Commandments

1. Apprulgedhen must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.