Gesstailhigingnurtrawpark is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, bad-tempered dragon.

Gesstailhigingnurtrawpark created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gesstailhigingnurtrawpark, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gesstailhigingnurtrawpark, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Gesstailhigingnurtrawpark's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Gesstailhigingnurtrawpark's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

2. Do not speak about lentils.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not hurt seals.

5. Always take life seriously.