Zenqueegbad is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful goose.

Zenqueegbad created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenqueegbad, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Zenqueegbad, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Zenqueegbad's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Zenqueegbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. You must never eat bread.

3. Never paint your neck magenta.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never skip in the presence of snails.