Bigyarpgup is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, awesome wolf.

Bigyarpgup created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Bigyarpgup, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bigyarpgup, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bigyarpgup's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Bigyarpgup's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick badgers.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Bigyarpgup on top of all buildings.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Pray towards the west.